The Cosmic Mini Barkade brings the amusement arcade into your home – for your dog. Teach your canine friend to master the controls of the game.
The simple up/down/left/right joystick controls are intuitive and responsive, whilst the arcade-quality fire buttons are backlit and easy to paw.
The action is presented on a vertically-mounted 15-inch LCD screen, in vivid, crystal-clear RY colour mode (because your dog can only percieve red and yellow).
The sound is presented through a stereo speaker array at between 40-60,000hz, which includes one subwoofer*.
*Not a dog barking at a cheap baguette.
It’s lightweight too, so you can set it up anywhere in the house, or even in the garden with an extension cable.
The Barkade is perfect for playful, intelligent dogs with an eye for gaming.
The cabinet is small and designed especially for paws of all shapes and sizes. It’s coated in a special fur-resistant treatment that keeps the machine looking great, no matter how much your friend moults on it.
Vulnerable joints have been sealed with a drool-resistant glue, which also keeps out earth and soil.
Reward your dog’s success by installing this dispenser that releases a biscuit with every new high score.
The Paws Button is a large, circular pad. Your dog can learn to switch the machine on and off whenever it likes, just by pawing, treading on, or yachting over this button, so it can entertain itself if home alone.
Gamer's Guff Atomiser
The Barkcade often has a mildly flatulent effect on dogs, as they relax and are absorbed by the game. This atomiser neutralises bad odours, so game time remains a pleasant experience for everyone in the room.
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