Product Description
As the world leaders Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un meet for the second time, this time in Hanoi, we're commemorating the occasion with our limited edition Nuclear Foosball table - named after the nuclear briefcase carried by the US President.
Following on from last year's exclusive Liberty Games story on the history-making Trump v Kim football match, we've made this available to buy in a strictly limited run.
Represent the free West, covfefe exports and Mom's apple pie, and take control of a whole 11-a-side team of Donald Trumps. Build an impregnable, gold-coiffured wall of defence around your goal, and make the Koreans pay for it.
Or become the Dear Leader, Superior Person, Father of the People and Rising Sun of the Communist Future, and lead a bristling squad of Kim Jong-uns into a revolutionary and eternal sunshine victory against the American state.
The table is based on one of Liberty Games' existing football table designs and is built sturdily in a tough MDF, reinforced with layers of lead and concrete that make the table resistant to the effects of radiation. The legs are designed to be stable and resist tipping, even during artillery bombardments.
The rods are telescopic, retracting into the table side instead of poking through the far end. They're made from Plutonium-239 with an elegant chrome coating and slide inside low-friction bearings (lead-lined gloves included).
The table plays like a tournament-standard foosball. Newbies will enjoy the easy-to-learn rules and smooth operation, whilst more experienced players can choose extra features to add a little spice to their game. Try pitch mines, which randomly explode and take the feet off your favourite player.
Or, for a really exciting match, you can choose to replace your foosball with a small, spherical thermonuclear device which can be set to go off when contacting the back of a goal, or set with a timer. Please keep this accessory out of the reach of pets, children and terrorists.
At Liberty Games, we believe that any dispute, whether a family arguing over the TV remote or two world leaders arguing about nuclear disarmament, can be overcome with a little time over a games table. Which, incidentally, is why we're developing a new Brexit edition.
Join the bigliest diplomatic event in history - and add a little covfefe to your games room.
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Your table will be delivered to your door by a CIA operative wearing dark glasses and a white carnation in his lapel. Please quote "The Eagle Has Left The Nest. The Eagle Has Left The Nest." and nod knowingly to conclude delivery.
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